Donald Trump had what many are calling the worst Thanksgiving of his political life, an unraveling spectacle that played out in full public view as he spent the holiday isolated in Florida, seething with a rage he could barely contain. Images from the weekend showed him looking visibly furious, jaw clenched, eyes hollow, hands fidgeting with the impatience of a man watching the empire he built begin to buckle beneath him. For the first time in years, Trump didnât post a single Thanksgiving message. Not a âHappy Thanksgiving,â not even a hollow generic greeting. The only thing he posted that day was a short tribute to an older golfer who had passed awayâan oddly detached gesture at a moment when every other public figure was delivering warm holiday messages. For Trump, Thanksgiving wasnât a celebration. It was a reminder that attentionâhis most prized currencyâhad shifted away from him.

Commentators and critics immediately seized on the images circulating online. âLook at his face,â one analyst said. âLook at how angry he was. He couldnât even fake a smile.â And as political tensions climbed, new controversies engulfed his circle, especially JD VanceâTrumpâs attack dog, loyal defender, and increasingly the most mocked vice presidential candidate in modern American politics. While Trump glowered through the holiday weekend, JD Vance was the only one in a widely shared photo who managed to smile, though even that smile seemed forced, tight around the edges, as though he knew the late-night comedians were sharpening their jokes for him.
Vanceâs frustrations boiled over, especially as Jimmy Kimmel once again turned him into a national punchline. Kimmel didnât just mock Vanceâhe annihilated him. From the viral âcouch jokesâ to the endless eyeliner memes to the infamous doughnut shop disaster in Georgia, Kimmel painted Vance as the most awkward, least authentic politician in America. And whenever Vance tried to push back, he only made things worse. He blamed the media, then blamed liberals, then claimed it was all exaggerated. But the problem wasnât exaggeration. Kimmelâs parodies barely needed embellishment because the real footage of Vanceâstumbling through human interaction like a malfunctioning androidâwas already strange enough.
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One of Kimmelâs most devastating bits came from a full parody political ad featuring actor Haley Joel Osment impersonating Vance. With smudged eyeliner and the same stiff, hesitant body language, Osment recreated Vanceâs awkward doughnut shop visit almost line-for-line, showing him cutting in front of an elderly woman, handling a doughnut like it was an alien object, and talking to customers like he had never interacted with a human being before. The parody spread across the internet in hours. Screenshots became memes. TikTok flooded with remixes. Even celebrities shared clips, calling it âthe most accurate political impression in years.â For Vance, it was catastrophic.
But the comedic humiliation was only part of the story. More troubling was Trumpâs simultaneous meltdown over the tragic shooting in Washington, D.C. that left National Guardswoman Sarah Beckstrom dead at just 20 years old. As the country mourned, journalists pressed Trump directly on his role in the case. Reports showed that the shooter had been granted asylum by Trump in April 2025. When a female reporter calmly reminded Trump of this fact during a press conference, he snapped. âStupid. Youâre a stupid person,â he spat at her. It wasnât just unprofessionalâit was unhinged, a glimpse into Trumpâs increasingly volatile inner state. As more information emergedâincluding CIA vetting details from 2021 and confirmation that Trump approved asylum in 2025âthe press demanded accountability. Trump refused.

And while JD Vance tried desperately to defend him, claiming the FCC threats against Jimmy Kimmel were âjust jokes,â the truth became impossible to hide. Kimmelâs show had been pulled from dozens of stations. FCC chairman Brendan Carr had threatened ABC. And Vance, cornered by reporters, could only sputter weak explanations. His gaslighting became laughable. Kimmel roasted him mercilessly, saying Vanceâs poll numbers were âsomewhere between a hair in your salad and chlamydia.â
Meanwhile, Vanceâs image problems grew worse. His darkened eyes sparked endless eyeliner jokes. His stiff debate performances inspired national ridicule. TikTok editing challenges centered around slow zooms of his expressionless stare. Kimmel even brought Tim Walz on air to discuss Vanceâs âweirdness,â and Walz summed it up perfectly: âIf you have to repeatedly tell people youâre not weird, you might be weird.â

And then there was the infamous âcouch rumor.â Even though unverified, it circulated like wildfire in 2024, spawning memes, jokes, and late-night segments. Kimmel ran with it, joking that debate organizers had the candidates stand to prevent Vance from âgetting distracted by a sexy office chair.â Vance never recovered from the optics. He became a caricatureâawkward, stiff, overly groomed, incapable of emotional authenticity.
But the meltdown didnât stop with JD Vance. Trump, too, veered further into chaos. During a bizarre Thanksgiving press conference, he struggled to articulate a simple sentence about eating turkey. He rambled about his Golden Ballroom renovation fight with the White House architect. He made comments about Taiwan that suggested he was bending entirely to Xi Jinpingâs demands. He fumed at reporters, called multiple women âpiggies,â told one she was âugly inside and out,â and stormed out mid-sentence when confronted with questions about counterterrorism failures.
As political analysts pieced together the weekâs events, one theme became clear: Trump and Vance were collapsing under the weight of their own contradictions. Trump projected strength while showing cognitive cracks. Vance built his brand on authenticity but behaved like a malfunctioning caricature of a politician. Trump claimed toughness on China while acting submissive to Xi. Vance mocked censorship accusations while defending the most aggressive censorship threats in modern FCC history.
What began as a Thanksgiving weekend became a full-scale unraveling of an administration, a comedy exposé turning into a national reckoning. And for many Americans watching, the conclusion was unavoidable: comedy had revealed the truth in a way politics never could.
Kimmel didnât just humiliate JD Vance.
He exposed him.
He exposed the phoniness.
The weirdness.
The inability to connect with ordinary people.
And every time Vance tried to fight back, he only reinforced the image.
A man pretending to be something he is not.
A candidate collapsing under scrutiny.
A loyalist defending a leader in freefall.
And in the end, both Trump and Vance became exactly what the jokes painted them as:
awkward, angry, unraveling, and unable to keep up with the world that was finally seeing them clearly.
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