
He shaved the beard, he wore a suit, he didnât once address the crowd as âNation.â He was Stephen Colbert, and he introduced himself as the future host of Late Show at CBSâs upfront presentation for advertisers in Carnegie Hall Wednesday.
Much of the talk around Colbertâs transition from The Colbert Report to taking over from David Letterman has focused on what kind of host he would be like as himself, having shed his fake-news persona. So, of course, that was the focus of the taped sketch Colbert opened with.

The piece opened on Colbert planning to go on a journey to India to discover himself, with a giant bag or gorp and a copy of Eat Pray Love. Until, that is, he became absorbed in a marathon binge-watch of CBS and lost track of time until May. Desperate, he told CBS president Les Moonves that he still didnât know who he was. âYouâre a white male comedian,â Moonves said, âwith a nice haircut and a suit.â
âOh!â said Colbert. âIâm a talk-show host!â
Did Colbertâs appearance reveal what the true Colbert, CBS host, would be like? Maybe, maybe not. He followed the taped sketch by introducing himself onstage, a la the self-aggrandizing Report host: âPlease welcome the new host of the Late Show and the man who is talking right now saying these wordsâStephen Colbert!â
As for Colbertâs monologue, it was arch, snarky andâtypically for upfrontsâTV-centric. Colbert said heâd be a good fit for the CSI network because âmost of my show will be me solving crimes by zooming in on pubic hairs.â As for his relationship with advertisersâwhom CBS has already been having him schmoozeâhe promised to deliver. âAdvertisers want young eyeballs,â he said, âand not just the ones Rupert Murdoch buys on the black market.â

Of course monologues themselves require a kind of persona; the reall differences between CBS Colbert and Comedy Central Colbert wonât be apparent until we see him doing interviews, sketches, banter and all the odds and ends that make up a late night. In the meantime, Colbert hardly seemed fazed by the big stage.
âI guess the old joke is true about how you get to Carnegie Hall,â Colbert said. âYou take over a late show and it turns out to be mandatory.â

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