Kennedy & Elon Musk Launch Federal Probe: “NYC 2024 Was the Biggest Ballot Heist Since 1876”
In a stunning display of political audacity and technological firepower, Senator John Neely Kennedy of Louisiana and tech mogul Elon Musk shocked the world by walking into a press room carrying a 1,200-page dossier labeled TOP SECRET. The duo, whose collaboration had long been a subject of speculation, was now taking center stage to announce a joint federal investigation into what they labeled as the largest election fraud scandal in modern history.
The press conference, which was broadcast live across multiple platforms, instantly captured the nation’s attention. Musk, with his signature blunt style, spoke first, holding up his phone displaying a tweet that had already amassed an astounding 127 million views.
“NYC 2024 election = biggest ballot scam since 1876. I’m personally bankrolling $100M to expose every dirty fingerprint. Game over,” Musk said, his voice steady but tinged with a sense of gravity. The tweet had sent shockwaves through both political and tech circles, further stoking controversy surrounding the integrity of the 2024 New York City elections.
Kennedy, known for his unapologetic Southern charm and razor-sharp political commentary, stepped up to the podium next. Slamming the hefty stack of documents onto the podium with the authority of a judge’s gavel, he leaned forward and addressed the room full of stunned reporters.
“Elon called me at 2 a.m.,” Kennedy began, his voice booming across the room. “After ten minutes, I said, ‘Son, we’re not investigating; we’re digging up a graveyard.’”
With that, the room went deathly quiet as Kennedy and Musk began to drop bombshell after bombshell. The contents of the dossier were laid bare for the world to see, and it was clear that what was unfolding was not a simple case of election irregularities. It was something far more sinister.
The Explosive Findings
The revelations from the 1,200-page dossier were chilling in their detail. The duo revealed what they described as a systematic, coordinated effort to manipulate the results of the 2024 New York City election, using a range of illegal methods that stretched the bounds of electoral fraud. Among the key findings were the following:
- 1.47 Million NYC Ballots Printed on Paper with Zero Security Watermarks:
This discovery sent a shockwave through the press room. According to the report, nearly 1.5 million ballots cast in the 2024 election were printed on untraceable paper—paper that lacked any form of security watermark, which is the standard practice to prevent counterfeiting. This serious breach in security was described as a glaring vulnerability that should have been impossible to overlook in any legitimate election process. - 68,000 Mail-In Envelopes with Identical Thumbprints:
The investigation further revealed that 68,000 mail-in ballots were processed with envelopes that all bore the exact same thumbprint. This discovery pointed directly to a coordinated effort to tamper with mail-in voting, and, perhaps most incriminating, the thumbprint was traced back to a consultant working for the Democratic National Committee (DNC) in Brooklyn. This piece of evidence appeared to show a direct link to a key player within the political machine, raising serious questions about the integrity of the election process. - 3 a.m. “Ballot Mules” Caught on Starlink Cameras:
Using advanced technology provided by Musk’s Starlink satellites, the investigation uncovered footage of “ballot mules”—individuals who were caught on camera in the early hours of the morning dropping 400-pound sacks of ballots into unguarded ballot boxes. The footage clearly showed individuals operating in the dead of night, allegedly moving large quantities of unverified ballots into key precincts, with no visible oversight or security. The use of the Starlink cameras to capture this evidence was another example of how Musk’s technological expertise played a crucial role in exposing the scandal. - 42,000 Dead Voters Still Registered at Addresses Now Listed as Starbucks:
Perhaps one of the most damning pieces of evidence was the discovery that 42,000 voters, all of whom were deceased, were still listed as active in the voter rolls. Further investigation revealed that many of these voters were tied to addresses that no longer existed as residential properties—some were now listed as Starbucks locations. The revelation raised serious questions about the validity of the voter rolls and the ability of election authorities to properly vet those who were legally allowed to vote.
Kennedy’s Powerful Words
As the press conference unfolded, Kennedy made sure to frame the findings in stark and dramatic terms. Looking directly into the C-SPAN cameras, he declared:
“This isn’t fraud. This is felony organized crime wearing an ‘I Voted’ sticker.”
With those words, Kennedy positioned the revelations not as isolated instances of dishonesty or error, but as part of a larger, systemic conspiracy to hijack the democratic process. His words struck a chord with the public, framing the scandal as not just a political issue, but as a criminal one that warranted immediate and severe legal action.
The gravity of the situation was further emphasized by the announcement that Attorney General Pam Bondi had signed the raid warrants for six key warehouses in New York City, which were suspected of being hubs for ballot tampering and illegal activities related to the election. FBI teams were set to raid the warehouses at dawn, marking the beginning of what promised to be an explosive federal investigation.
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