Donald Trumpâs hand-picked FBI Director Kash Patel wanted to be a kingmaker.
Instead, he became late-night comedyâs easiest punchline.

And Jimmy Kimmel didnât just roast Patelâ
he turned him into a national spectacle so embarrassing ABC suspended him for it.
This feud is one of the wildest, strangest, most surreal clashes between politics and entertainment in years.
Letâs break down how it exploded.
The Disaster Begins: Patelâs Senate Hearing Nightmare
The unraveling started in Washington.
Kash Patel, newly installed as FBI Director, appeared before the Senate Judiciary Committee to explain why he refused to release the long-promised Epstein files. It was supposed to be a serious moment for a serious man.
Instead, it was a train wreck.
Patel rambled.
He dodged.
He contradicted himself.
He even got flustered by Republican Senator John Kennedyâ
a man who once told a witness, âSon, youâre making more noise than a termite in a yo-yo.â
By the end of the hearing, the public didnât know whether Patel was lying, incompetent, or simply in over his head.
But Kimmel knew exactly what to do with it.

Kimmel Discovers the Childrenâs Booksâand All Hell Breaks Loose
Hereâs what most viewers didnât know:
Between Trumpâs presidencies, Kash Patel spent his downtime writing childrenâs books.
Not normal books.
Not educational books.
Fantasy novels where:
- Donald Trump is âKing Donald”
- Patel is âKash the Distinguished Discoverer,â a wizard
- Hillary Clinton becomes âHillary Queentonâ
- Joe Biden is âBaron von Bidenâ
- Kamala Harris appears as a villain named âKla-Lawâ
Yes.
The FBI Director wrote self-insert fanfiction where he magically protects King Trump from cartoon enemies.
Jimmy Kimmel got his hands on thisâand unleashed an absolute flamethrower during his December 2, 2024 monologue.
Then came the line that blew up the internet:
âI am a normal adult man who wrote a book for kids in which Donald Trump is king and I am his wizard.â
The audience erupted.
The clip went viral in minutes.
Twitter, TikTok, Instagramâevery corner of social media lit up with memes mocking Patel as a boot-licking court mage from some deranged MAGA fairy tale.
Patel shouldâve gone quiet.
But he didnât.
Patelâs Response Made Everything Worse
Most people would hide after getting cooked on national television.
Not Kash.
He bragged about it.
âWe even made Jimmy Kimmel this week,â he said proudly. âThatâs a high watermark.â

A high watermark.
Being publicly dragged for writing Trump wizard fanfiction.
This confirmed what Kimmelâand millions watchingâalready suspected:
Kash Patel wasnât embarrassed.
He was proud of being mocked.
That made the story even darker.
Because this wasnât a random influencer.
This was the Director of the FBI, a man with power over intelligence, surveillance, federal investigationsâand he was proudly behaving like a court jester in a monarchy.
Then Kimmel Got Suspended for Going Too Far
Kimmel didnât stop after the wizard joke.
He doubled down.
He blasted Patel for:
- refusing to release the Epstein files
- misleading the public
- switching investigations mid-sentence
- acting like a loyal foot soldier instead of a federal director
According to network insiders, ABC executives told him he âcrossed a lineâ when he questioned whether Patel was even mentally capable of running the FBI.
Kimmel was temporarily pulled from the show.
Patel celebrated again.
But the damage was already done.
Trump Eruptsâand the Story Explodes
When Trump saw his FBI Director being humiliated, he lashed out in the only way he knows how:
a midnight social media meltdown.
400 posts.
Rage against Kimmel.
Rage against ABC.
Rage against âdeep state comedians.â
It backfired instantly.
Kimmelâs suspension became fuel for the backlash against Patel, making the clip the most shared late-night moment of the year.
Patel didnât just get roasted.
He got exposed.
As a punchline.
As a loyalist.
As a man more devoted to Trumpâs fiction than Americaâs reality.
And Jimmy Kimmel didnât just winâ
he made history doing it.
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