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đ„ BREAKING NEWS: Trump ERUPTS at 2 a.m. after Jimmy Kimmel and Robert De Niro humiliate him on live TV and he completely loses controlâĄNN
Trump vs. Kimmel & De Niro: The Late-Night Tag Team Driving Him Up the Wall
Donald Trump likes to pretend heâs unbothered. He says he doesnât watch late night TV, doesnât care what Hollywood thinks, and has âbigger thingsâ to worry about. But his own social media feed tells a very different story.
Because if thereâs one thing that sends him into a full-scale meltdown, it isnât policy. It isnât polls. Itâs being humiliated on live television by two men who refuse to shut up: Jimmy Kimmel and Robert De Niro.
And in the Epstein era, the healthcare fight, and the mounting scandals around his presidency, those two have turned Trump into their favorite running jokeâand their most serious warning.
âYou Donât Joke This Away at Midnightâ
The moment that crystallized everything came when Robert De Niro unleashed a blistering statement about the Epstein files.
âI am furious,â he said. Not joking. Not winking. Furious.
He called the files âfoulâ â pages of logs, timelines, and names in the same rooms as victims. Then he aimed straight at Trump without even needing to say his name. You donât get to whine about a comic at midnight, De Niro said, while the country is reading flight logs and phone records. You face the light. You answer who called, when, why.
âIf you are clean,â he said, âyou sit under oath and you say it. Calm. Clear. If you are not, you hide behind noise and lawyers and hope the clock saves you. Not this time.â
No insults. No impressions. Just a demand: Put your hand on the Bible, tell the truthâor get out of the way.
For Trump, who survives on distraction and volume, thatâs the nightmare: someone he canât bully, canât buy, and canât shut up.
From âPunch Him in the Faceâ to âBaby-in-Chiefâ
De Niroâs feud with Trump didnât begin with Epstein. It goes back years.
In 2016, when he was supposed to film a neutral video about âvoting your future,â De Niro snapped and recorded a searing, personal message instead. He called Trump a âpunk,â a âdog,â a âpig,â a con man who doesnât pay taxes, a âmutâ who doesnât do his homework, âan embarrassment to this country.â Then he dropped the line that went viral:
âIâd like to punch him in the face.â
The video leaked. The internet exploded. And Trump never forgot it.
De Niro kept going. He dubbed Trump the âbaby-in-chief,â âjerk-off-in-chief,â and said he couldnât play him as an actor because he sees ânothing redeemableâ in him at allâânothing, nothing at all.â
Then came the moment Trump never lived down: the Tony Awards. De Niro walked out at Radio City Music Hall, looked at the crowd, and dropped two words that echoed across the world:
âIâm just going to say one thing: F* Trump.**â
Standing ovation. Fists in the air. Broadway went wild.
Trump, flying back from his summit with Kim Jong-un, landed, grabbed his phone, and detonated:
âRobert De Niro, a very low IQ individual⊠may be punch drunk⊠Wake up, Punchy!â
The president of the United States, rage-tweeting âWake up, Punchyâ at an Oscar-winning actor because he swore at him on live TV. You couldnât script it.
Kimmel Reads the Meltdowns⊠to His Face
If De Niro is Trumpâs cinematic nemesis, Jimmy Kimmel is the one who reads the receipts out loud.
Every time Trump calls Kimmel âtalentlessâ or demands he be fired at 12:49 a.m., Kimmel doesnât just ignore itâhe turns it into content. He looks into the camera and treats Trump like an obsessed viewer.
He read one rant on air, then calmly replied:
âMr. President, I admire your tenacity. If youâre watching tonight, which I presume you are⊠how about this? Iâll go when you go. Letâs ride off into the sunset together like Butch Cassidy and the suntan kid. And until thenâif I may borrow a phrase from youâquiet, piggy.â
That âquiet piggyâ line wasnât random. It was a direct hit. Trump once snapped âQuiet, quiet, piggyâ at a woman reporter on Air Force One when she dared to ask about Epstein. Kimmel threw it back in his face on national TV.
And itâs not just insults. Kimmel hammers the substance Trump wants buried: Epstein files, pardons, healthcare scams, and the fake âbig, beautifulâ plans that never arrive. He jokes about âHurricane Epsteinâ and asks the question that keeps Trump up at night:
âWhat did the president knowâand how old were these women when he knew it?â
Every punchline comes with a reminder: this isnât just a clown show. There are victims. There are files. There are votes in Congress that Trump lostâlike the overwhelming vote to release Epstein-related documents.
The One Thing Authoritarians Canât Stand
Hereâs what really drives Trump mad about Kimmel and De Niro:
They donât need anything from him.
They donât fear his threats.
And they wonât stop talking.
When ABC briefly suspended Kimmel under political pressure, the backlash was so intense that the network rushed him back, and his return episode became one of the most-watched in the showâs history. When Trump tried to dismiss De Niro as washed up and punch-drunk, it only gave De Niro more airtime to call him âmean,â ânasty,â âhateful,â and âa national disaster.â
Trump can survive investigations. He can dodge hearings. He can delay documents. But he canât stand being laughed at by people he secretly wants approval fromâand will never get it.
So the next time you see an all-caps Truth Social post about âwacko Robert De Niroâ or âno-talent Jimmy Kimmel,â remember: if they werenât getting to him, he wouldnât be posting at 2 a.m.
And right now, theyâre living rent-free in the mind of a man who already thought the White House was his personal Airbnb.
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